#10: Lincoln the Movie depicts adversaries North and South painfully divided. Lincoln the Tunnel brings adversaries New York and New Jersey closer together.

#9: Banked, curved entrance to Lincoln the Tunnel is called "the helix." “Helix” is a cool word. No cool words in Lincoln the Movie.

#8: No suspense in Lincoln the Movie; you know how it’s gonna end.
Plenty of suspense in Lincoln the Tunnel; sometimes you don’t know if you’ll ever get out!

#7: Cheaper to make Lincoln the Tunnel than Lincoln the Movie.

#6: Lincoln the Tunnel much more of an acting challenge than Lincoln the Movie, even for Daniel Day-Lewis.

#5: Toll-takers at Lincoln the Tunnel warmer and friendlier than ticket-takers at Lincoln the Movie.

#4: E-Z Pass machines at Lincoln the Tunnel warmer and friendlier than ticket-takers at Lincoln the Movie.

#3: Cost for two at Lincoln the Movie: $28. Cost for two at Lincoln the Tunnel: $12.

#2: Theater showing Lincoln the Movie doesn’t take E-Z Pass.

#1: It never EVER took me two-and-a-half hours to get through Lincoln the Tunnel!!!!